Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Postcard from Jamrock


New column out in today's Style Weekly - "Postcard from Jamrock" - about the dichotomy that is Jamaica. Tourist beauty versus a ghetto, hardscrabble existence.
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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Delight and Decay


New column out today in Style Weekly. If you're feeling the urge to be entertained and not do crippling, mind-altering drugs for 5 minutes - check it out.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Walk on the Ocean


New Punch Drunk column out in this week's Style Weekly. Talking lighthouses and about starting my own island nation. I also may have found a new job for Gene Cox.

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

King of the Mountain


'Some have called me the Tenzing Norgay of eating fast food and lying on the couch.'
In this week's Style Weekly, I take on Arby's 'Meat Mountain'. It's fucking gross.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

The Protection Business


'There was a glaring hole in the lazy life, a lack of coverage, you might say, in the home-delivery game...'

New column out today in Style Weekly about this new 24-hour condom delivery service. Click here or grab a print edition on a street corner near you.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

The Endgame


Worried about the afterlife? Don't sweat it! You can now rest in peace with 'Yahoo Ending'. I'll explain in this week's edition of Style Weekly. 

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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Taste the Rainbow


Because you people are disgusting, Fireball is now officially one of the top-selling liquors in RVA. Let's discuss this, ya filthy animals.

New Punch Drunk column out today in Style Weekly. Click here or grab a print edition on a street corner near you.